If you’re talking about Winnipeg, that’s realistic. Those other Jets, however...

“I don’t do crack.”

Search engine optimization. His death, which everyone will be Googling, the words “who is,” which everyone will be Googling, and something no one else will have, because it is irrelevant.

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Or how ‘bout don’t give Breitbart traffic.

Fuck Breitbart.

Freedom Day, to celebrate Ol’ Freebie

The Obamas are actually Christians, but people say they’re Muslims.

Politics and your personal acceptance threshold for corruption aside, how can anybody look at, or listen to this guy and not come away thinking he’s a buffoon?  What a ridiculous clown this president is.  

I don’t know, but I’ll bet it would be a good time to sell a lot of flags. I know a factory in China that’ll give us a great deal on orders over 300 million.

I’m getting almost as tired of pointing this out as I am of noticing it in the first place but goddamn can you imagine the nationwide conservative meltdown if Obama did this? And by this I mean any of this? Like literally anything Trump has done, ever?

Man, this is our life now.

“We proudly stand for our glorious nation under God” doesn’t sound like the dictatorial ravings of a fascist at all. No sir, not here. No expectation of blind deference to authority in this democracy. Just some good ol’ fashioned singin’ and salutin’.

Fucking white people.

Día de la Bandera in honor of our many Spanish-speaking patriotic citizens and residents. 

Pretty obvious really. Stars and Stripes Day.

Let’s do it on June 14th, I got some free time that day.

Stop bashing Trump and admit that celebrating the flag is a GREAT idea!

“President Obama should invite the Eagles to his house for a barbecue.” -Cris Carter

“...a celebration of the American flag with Eagles fans...”