Pfft. ‘Laws’. 

I went to undergrad in Westchester. I know well of what you speak, my man.

Fights and vomit. Nothing but fights and vomit. 

But - I mean, I’m not trying to shit on your point, here, you might well be right - but isn’t he totally allowed to be a shy, reserved guy if he wants? It doesn’t seem the way to do that is to be teasing where you’re going to play next year (and then getting pissed when you get asked about it) and jumping on social…

I’ll do two days, at least, if and when I ever get back.

All I remember about seeing it the one time I was at the Louvre was the crowd. I glanced at it for a sec over a sea of heads, saw it sitting there in its glass case looking about as big as a postage stamp, and thought, “I know what it looks like. This is the Louvre, there’s tons of great stuff here I’ve never even…

Awesome, thanks a lot. I really appreciate that. 

Can I ask a dumb, non-football-fan question about the SB (because I’m obviously going to watch the SB)? Why does the word seem to be that the Pats are going to roll? Weren’t the Rams really good this year, particularly on defense?

I ate at a really good Mexican place in Jamaica Plain a couple years ago. Of course, I was drunk out of my mind, so I wouldn’t know it if I walked past it now, but it was really goddamn good.

+ fucking 1 for the Exley mention. Anyone who hasn’t read A Fan’s Notes really needs to. 

Dick. 

One food and beverage stand on each level takes cash. Simple. I don’t understand why it has to be so either/or.

He played for a lot of shitty Oriole teams that didn’t give him much run support. His ERA+ was consistently about 30-40% above average. And he was great his last season; if he’d wanted to, he could probably have stuck around another season or two and push his win total right up near 300. He wasn’t Randy Johnson, but…

This is fucking horrible.

But I thought the consensus was that benching Butler for the SB was a really, really bad idea?

I’ve been counting myself fortunate all day that I don’t really care about football. Because if I’d been seriously invested in this game and that happened, I might have thrown my TV out the window.

Can you pay your rent with an IOU? I can’t.

If literally leaving citizens of your country to die after a natural disaster isn’t an impeachable offense, what is?

Are Twitter followers currency now?

He gone!