But being a dentist is pretty hard, and involves a lot of expensive schooling. I see his point, but wouldn’t it have made a bit more sense if he was saying that his neighbor was a milkman or something?

I don’t feel like Katt Williams has done all that badly for himself, personally. He’s a cult figure, like - I dunno, Doug Benson or someone like that.

It’s so cold in the C

I feel very stupid now. Thanks for that, Doc.

I’m in no way displeased that that guy’s career basically amounted to nothing. I have never, ever understood that shit. I mean, okay, I grew up in a fairly small town, but there were a handful of Black guys in the group I hung out with, and it would never have occurred to me to even think that that meant it was okay…

I never really got the title, to be honest. To my eye, famous is famous. There are degrees, obviously, but you know.

I don’t know much about football, but I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if you were spot-on in that assessment.

He’s got the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen. Ted Bundy’s had more life in them.

Just so long as they don’t kill that view. Belmont Park on a warm afternoon is one of the most beautiful things in sports.

1-29.

Close. The Island. Which is basically the same thing.

Wow, I had no idea. Yeah, I’m sure there are cases that have better odds than other cases, but man, I don’t know if I’d take that chance. Although the Outland’s for linemen, right? I suppose I’d be slightly more inclined to chance it if I didn’t have to worry about catching passes in the flat (and the NFL was my dream…

David Wright can’t even play baseball with spinal stenosis. They’re letting this guy play in the NFL with it?

It isn’t just the South, man. I’m from New York, and that song is played at least once at every extended family gathering. And everyone knows the words. And they sing along.

What’s Tie Domi up to?

I think you should.

They are, very legitimately, the only kinds of football games I’m interested in watching anymore.

This is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, and I hate myself a little for that fact.

Aww. I love U.

I’m thankful for this.