Starred for this response - which is the goddamn truth - and for that marvelous handle of yours. PKD represent.

Seriously, why am I not drinking right now? I have nowhere to go today.

You’ve finally lost it, man.

I don’t even care anymore. Call me when we’re dead.

Yeah, it’s just off the main room near the shoeshine guy. It splits space with the Wendy’s.

You have to keep it in context. If it’s between Jersey Mike’s and an actual Jersey - or an actual wherever - deli, you goddamn well better go to the fucking deli. If it’s between Jersey Mike’s and Subway or the other shitty options available at the 30th St. Station, give me Jersey Mike’s every single time.

I think it’s for the same reason people talk about why it’s still so insanely popular: there are so few games that each one is an event, and it’s fall, so it feels like you should be paying attention. Shit, I was tempted to switch over for a few snaps on Sunday, and I didn’t even really like football when I liked…

Hard? It’s not hard. There’s just no fucking money in it. Like, at all.

Oh, Christ, here we go again.

Man, I feel kind of bad that I got rid of my Shudder subscription now. Barbara Crampton just plain rocks.

This is funny. This is all funny. Ha ha.

You say common sense, I say unsupported pipe dreams, misrepresentation - he did not "inherit a mess" by any definition of the word - and obfuscation. But it's not worth fighting over. He's in. Let's see what he does. Maybe you're right.

Whoops! Okay, I stand corrected. Doesn't mean Chuck Schumer's not a twat.

That's true, too. Hey, I think she's awesome. I'd like to think we'd be open to having her as President. I'm just not sure we're mature enough.

(sigh) Yeah…

Maybe, maybe not. I would certainly prefer to believe you're right. I'm pretty down on the voters of this country at the moment, D and R alike.

Nominate her? Sure. But she'd get demolished.

What a spineless sellout piece of shit that guy is, unless he's talking shit about how New York City deserves a Space Shuttle and fucking Houston, where they BUILT the goddamned thing, doesn't.

saul.t.wang@assneck.net

Very true.