Couldn't she hire a bodyguard or two and then go into the studio with this asshole and just pull a Van Morrison Contractual Obligation move until he finally gives up?

Who said I was angry? I'm angry at my across-the-street neighbor who called me a "leftist f@ggot" because I had the audacity to put a rainbow decal in my window (in solidarity, for Christ's sake, I'm as straight as can be). The Internet just makes me laugh and roll my eyes.

Elmore Leonard was the coolest motherfucker on Earth until the day he died. Of course, he's dead now.

"Not only is that not disqualifying, it might just get him elected."

Why are you even here, then? I don't understand. Do you legitimately have nothing better to do than sit around and bitch about some site's tone and commenters?

Yes, Curt, because Donald Trump has been doing things other that leaning on his lawyers to be ruthless, smearing his name all over everything he owns, using gold where it really isn't called for and eating crappy fast food. Such a hard worker, that guy.

Oh dear Jesus. If you misread a text that badly it should be illegal for you to make a film of it.

True. I don't have much of a bone to pick with Petraeus, although the hypocrisy does, of course, make me laugh/sick. But how great is it that he'd have to inform his parole officer if he got the job?

You're from Detroit, right, Milo? Or near there? (Or am I misreading your Lions fandom?)

And being really, really fucking rich. (And from affluent and/or rural families.)

Maybe so. None of that remotely qualifies him to be a fucking Senator.

Gansett, man. I had my first one last summer in Boston, and I felt bad because the dude I was with was like "This is the go-to cheap beer up here" and I don't think I hid my disappointment very well.

Anyone who'd take it upon themselves to stop someone stealing from a WalMart is inherently crazy, I'd say.

Had some Leinenkugel Cranberry Ginger Shandy last weekend. Very, very nice stuff. Also had some Shiner Ruby Red grapefruit, which was less nice.

It's better than fucking Genny Ice, that's for sure. But it's hard to knock a buck for a tallboy no matter how it tastes.

The most comfy pair of jeans I own cost $3 at the thrift store down the street. I'm wearing them right now. They can safely be called "buttery".

That's the thing! I'm philosophically opposed to shopping at WalMart (it's just a thing I do, I'm not judging or anything) but I shop at Target and TJ Maxx now and then for clothes, and - you know, they're perfectly serviceable. But they ain't Brooks Brothers.

This is what I was thinking. You want fancy beer, find a place that specializes in fancy beer. You want Coors and the like, go to WalMart.

God, I hope it's Petraeus. How great would it be to have a National Security Advisor who's on probation for sharing classified information?

Speaking as someone who also loves that book, I'm going to steer well clear of the film. I read a bunch about it when it first came out, and it just seems abysmal.