"Who's buying the beer?"

I fully appreciate, and sympathize with, your frustration, and I agree that some of these comments are a bit… tone-deaf, let's say, but the overriding point is that the Grammys have always been out of touch and meaningless, even compared to other awards shows. Jethro Tull over Metallica, Christopher Cross over The Wall…

Why does anyone at all give a shit about the Grammys? Not trying to present myself as some sort of paragon of coolness or whatever, but I'm honestly not sure I've watched a minute of the Grammys since fucking "Don't Worry, Be Happy" won Song of the Year when I was like eight. Certainly no one who meant a damn to me…

I don't think you're allowed to say "Ju" unless you are a Ju.

Warren said that about Trump in response to all the odious and reprehensible shit Trump said during the campaign. Which, you might note, is continuing even now that he's the fucking President.

Deep thoughts, man.

Getting sick of it unfortunately doesn't mean he'll leave; it just means he'll give Bannon and the rest of those lunatics more to do.

The next Republican who actually stands up to this fuck - and makes it count - will be the first. I think we're in for the long, slow, hard ride.

Okay, some stairs are scary.

Didn't they say she had pancreatic cancer like six or seven years ago or something? I've been bracing myself since then.

It really is the best damned chicken in the state.

I ain't falling for that shit, man!

Didn't they fire him, like, a week ago?

Bring it, motherfucker.

It used to do it on Roku, but I think now it just plays a trailer (or some random, unrelated snippets or something.)

I did, but I have really shitty self-esteem.

This is a lot of words to describe a thought process that can be best summed up as "lol libtards said Trump lol."

Remy's best line ever: "And here comes the pizza."

There were no gunmen. His head just did that.

It's five minutes from Thursday, and I'm still not sure what the hell I saw. But Jesus Christ almighty, Brady is a fucking assassin. And the best quarterback I've ever seen or will ever see. He lost his best weapon in week 12! Week 12! And then went, "Okay, what else we got?" (Not that Edelman's bad, or anything, but…