So very, very downvoted.

Dude, he laid some slobber on Lindor and Kubler as well. (Not that they didn't deserve it. If the Indians have more than three healthy pitchers, I think they win that Series.)

Goddamn if I don't almost feel bad for Bettman every year.

douche bag says what?

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Oh, I know. He's just not as terrible.

Secretly, I want to see the Pats crush the opposition and inspire the lamentation of their women, but I have to watch who I admit that to.

Me, too. But I'm going to drink and watch the game while I'm doing them.

He's gotten a little better at doing baseball, now that McCarver's mercifully retired - at the very least, he allows excitement to enter his voice once in a while - but I'm already girding myself for having to listen to him on Sunday.

Oh, fine. Go Pats. For two reasons: feh Falcons, and lol Goodell.

That explains the gas.

I was working a contract job for a couple of months this fall with a friend of mine, which meant we'd carpool every morning. And damn near every morning, we'd stop at Taco Bell for a breakfast crunchwrap. I haven't had one since the job ended - and I don't miss them - but man did those things hit the spot at the time.…

I rescind. This was a brief foray into imbecility. I still maintain that Reddit doing away with r/whitesupremacy or whatever the hell it was is not the sort of thing we need concern ourselves with all that deeply.

The only way to eat 'em, man.

I love that, Herp. I really do.

Nah, she let me go.

I didn't watch a snap this year until Giants-Packers, and that was only so I could talk to my dad about it. I'll watch the SB, but mostly as an excuse to drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of chili. By and large, I'm with you.

Not for me, sadly. All I did was pick up my beer and get out.

It… might be good? I mean, it's not Jaguars-Panthers. (On a side note: could you imagine? That'd be like a Rockies-Rays World Series.)

The last Uber I took had hard candy, bottled water, hand sanitizer and fucking mini-bottles of Axe body spray. I was very, very confused.