I kinda want to hug you, P Rock.

This presupposes a self-awareness that he has never shown to possess.

For once? Come on. Dems have been taking the across-the-aisle high road approach since Clinton. What's it gotten them? Annihilated. Fuck this soft-shoe tack. It may seem silly to those of us who still believe in reasonable discourse, but it clearly works. Troll the fuck out of him. Let's go down, if we have to go…

Everyone's a snowflake, papi: made mostly of water and destined to expire silently.

We truly are through the looking glass. Especially considering Putin outright stole that ring.

I think it's less color than ideology. They demand respect for Republican Presidents. They'd probably do the same thing for President Ben Carson (shudder.)

Buzz, I like you. I really like shooting the shit with you. I think we'd have fun hanging out in real life. But this is patently untrue.

It was the same fucking thing with Bush: the people calling Obama a monkey in 2010 were talking about how criticizing the president was treasonous in 2005.

Eh, the extremes are always shrill. Trump's a fuck, but until the first bomb falls it's just a fever dream. And besides, most people are idiots, anyway. I'm here to grit my teeth, laugh, snarl, have a few beers and hopefully leave a little mark before I die. The rest is smoke.

Personally, I think you can be both a great person and a terrible person at base level. I suspect that's what I am. Hell, everyone I truly care about is basically half-saint, half-bastard.

They call that a snack pack?

You're most likely right. I committed the cardinal sin of not even reading the article, actually. I must have been pissed off about something else (today's been a hell of a day.) Although in my (weak) defense, I didn't know there was a similarly-themed SNL sketch.

I've been working like hell on making the same sorts of changes recently, and I don't even have a medical degree. I think of it as less "boring" and more "Hey, I guess I do want to live a while longer."

Dude, Johnny Ramone would have loved Trump. You know that.

You guys have triads? Holy shit, there's a lot I don't know about Australia, apparently.

I guess, in some circles. Most of the people I know thought he was an intelligent big-business centrist. I personally thought he was a pretty decent President, but then again, I'm not really given to worship.

Yeah, that sort of sounds like an environment that dictates its inhabitants. But holy fuck, you live near a kebab shop? I'd weigh nine hundred pounds if I lived near a kebab shop.

See, there you go; you have to angle for the single women.

Is this truly the only planet I can live on?

Things I know about Tom Araya: he's Cuban, he's in Slayer, he posted that shit above about respecting the President.