I'd heard that he was pretty polarizing (er, polarising??), but with the caveat that I only really know him from QI, I quite enjoy him. Anyone who writes a cultural history of the joke is someone I can get behind.

It's honestly not a viewpoint I'm unsympathetic to, but there needs to be a lot more nuance. It doesn't strike me as unreasonable to work on Christmas Eve, for starters - Christ knows I've done it, lots of times - and as for the $6 thing, that strikes me as pretty unsustainable in the long term. Or maybe their…

Oh, I know, I know. Just every once in a while I like to see the hypocrisy in black-and-white.

As always, O'Neal has the right idea.

Your confusing thesis intrigues me. Tell me more.

Yo, you're alive! What's up, Puss?

It is increasingly difficult for me to believe that Michael Strahan was ever a football player.

I don't get it. Aren't Republicans forever going on about the sanctity of the free market?

Waaaaay ahead of you, man.

I'm with you. Not like it's hard to find. Shit, two different people sent me links to it.

Dude, I've had drinks with the guy. I like him a lot, but he ain't the swiftest ship in the yard.

The hell you say.

this. is. a. pop. culture. site.

FINALLY!

Really? Hell, I'll forgive him a lot of shit if that's what we wind up with.

Excerpted in full, because it's too good not to:

You are a disgrace to your handle.

Enough about this fucking Russian dossier shit. Do you think, on balance, that having Trump as President is a good thing, and, if so, why?

He don't have no function.

Go home, Vogsoomian. You're drunk.