Bob wasn't quite dead yet (1995), but I take your point, and I agree. I think Paul was trying to get as far away from the all-destruction-all-the-time mythos of the Mats as he could. Hard to blame him, really.

Immortal, superhuman strength and charm (and apparently the ability to sleep with humans with no drawbacks, which was a thing I'd heard wasn't the case in the Twilight world) and all you've got to do to maintain is go drain a deer once in a while? Yeah, big sacrifice.

I would be a rich man if I'd ever for a second had any inkling that the secret desire of millions of (mostly) women was to be sexually dominated by a sociopathic billionaire.

I like it. It ain't "Swingin Party" or "Sixteen Blue", but it's a great little pop song.

Both of those songs are all-time PJ highlights. Let's not split hairs.

I still love Dyslexic Heart. I won't argue it's a great song, but to me it sounds like sunshine.

Hail John Carpenter, now and always.

So good. So hard to watch.

Honestly? It's entirely possible. I haven't noticed, but there's a lot of shit I don't notice.

If you legitimately don't get the message of They Live, you should probably step off this rock right about now. That fucking movie's basically a documentary at this point.

You know, I'm no soap connoisseur or anything, but I think the Doc does damned fine work.

I love the label ranting. The first time I bought a bottle of The Doc, I bought it because of the label.

Don't drink soap!

Slang for a hitter with very little power.

I'll meet you halfway on this, because I enjoy our repartee: Where, exactly, is the evidence that that statement was a joke (or Joke, if you prefer)?

You're probably right. Still, though, I hold out hope that this brings the knives out a little. After eight years of obstruction, if they decide to try to play nice with Flowbee Mussolini and his cadre of sycophants, I'm going to lose what's left of my mind.

She really is crazy, isn't she? "Bow down"? What the fuck?

Right. I already waste too much time.

I couldn't. Life's too short to sit through another lousy two-and-a-half hour superhero film. I already waste too much time.

The incredibly terrible Green Lantern?