The black dog definitely made a football move.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

How long before a gear head astronaut puts a turbo on that thing?

There's a metric to be proud of...

This is great stuff, Barry. I echo most of your sentiments about the negative side of ballhawking. But he comes off more selfless and self-aware than I would have expected. The charity part is a nice thing too.

Alissa does not let facts get in the way of her crusade against cars.

We KNEW this was going to happen eventually, if only because there are manual drivers out there.

True. Can’t imagine you could burn through your brakes and ruin rotors that fast, but some people drive a lot and are terrible at it. As you mentioned, if they brought it back to the dealership completely trashed, that’s different than ongoing problems which the dealership refused to deal with or did poor work to…

Maybe. I’ve seen quite a few ‘modern’ cars (for at least the last 20 years) which only show a temp spike as you overheat. A mechanic told me that some car manufacturers had decided it made people too nervous to show them the real temp, so they just read bang in the middle until you overheat.

How do you still have a job? Jesus.

You took the words right out of my keyboard.

So the original Monopoly was also mis-thought, considering a car, a dog, or a top hat can also be “property barons?”

It’s a well known fact that when a Canadian brings a girl home it’s to play her in NHL ‘94 for 25 minutes before arguing over their favourite Tragically Hip song.

I remember burning CDs back then. CD burners didn’t have buffer under-run tech initially. So you literally couldn’t do anything else on your computer while a CD burned or else the stream to the CD writing would break up and mess up the (at that time) expensive CD. Also, CD drives then were rather picky when it came to…

YESSS MORE BOJACK!!!

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Take THAT, Chilton manuals!

That’s the whole point... People have different preferences for indentation. Indentation should be done with tabs, and alignment with spaces.