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Only because nobody in their right mind would pay full retail for it.

Flip-up headlights were made illegal because in the event of a collision with a pedestrian, they’d basically chop the poor bastard in half.

S14?

Must’ve missed it.

The Nice Guys was...good. Not 92% good, I agree, but goodish.

What if the folks standing 2 feet further away were all carrying hand grenades? GUESS WE BETTER TACKLE EM ALL BOYS!

I do know how to use Google, but I thought maybe having a conversation with randos on the internet might be fun. Guess I was wrong.

Am, actually. I’ve never heard of it

What the hell is a Trabant?

Takumi’s over here working so hard. Meanwhile...

You just compared FFVII to The Phantom Menace, and I just barfed in my mouth a little.

Nissan Stagea

Sure, let’s just ignore the visual and aural aspects of a piece of media that is largely composed of visual and aural aspects.

I’m about to have a stroke, so thanks for that.

Lol, yeah, at the time I don’t think I was really aware of the game or the plot, so I couldn’t say that definitively. Occasionally I still poke a bit of fun about letting me have CotS. It wasn’t long after that that my parents got hip to the ESRB. Ironically, if they were at the time, I probably would have ended up

Having played a shitton of Dirt Rally, I get what he’s doing, but what really threw me off is he’d read off a bunch of corners, then suddenly seem to rewind back to the current situation. He’d say things like “Left 3 to crest 150 fast right 6 don’t cut 200 acute hairpin left” and then, as the driver is in the 150,

Due to strange fortunes, when I was a kid, I fell into a scenario in which I was going to be given a PS1 game that the owner did not want anymore. I was offered one of two choices: Diablo, or Chronicles of the Sword.

Well that puppy went right into the GIFs folder.

That trickery got them all the way out to the 35

Yep, that was what I thought too.