‘88. I’m an old soul. Cheap, light, and too much turbo lag is all fine by me.

I tend to get weird looks, but I can’t help it, I find the Mk IV totally nasty looking. Always preferred the Mk III (I like the way the FC looks too...though not over the FD. I’m a strange egg I guess)

Holy Crap. Just searched it...

Being a bit younger, I remember seeing the demo for FFVII, and just about falling out of my chair. Not only did the gameplay look fantastic, but the CGI sequences were almost too impressive to fathom.

Now he can retire and live his remaining years on a boat. Anything is possible.

“Harem-owners’ problems”

...no. What? No. Averages. This isn’t too hard. Let’s use round numbers, because they are fun! Consider the values 5, 7, 4, 9. The average of those values is (5+7+4+9) / 4, which is 6.25. Now let’s consider the values 5, 7, 4, 9, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 1. The average of those values is 2.42

Damn, you are arguing with some thick people...but on the other hand, you might be incorrect at which group will care. While I doubt historians will care much at all, flash forward 100 years and Facebook will be an anthropologist’s wet dream.

This logic...

“It’s racist to say that the Democratic Party is for raising taxes to fund social programs, and then to say that you disagree with that stance” is not a hot take. That is a cold take. Love your articles Drew, but this was a major whiff.

Don’t forget to sit your LPs. Alshon’s knee is bugging him. I hear those are important for effective WRs

I...well damn...I would possibly actually pay for that. This is not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

Tanner Foust might disagree with the whole “slow Beetle” premise.

Except the handling sucks (or rather, sucked when it came out. For all I know, they fixed it...but considering it’s Ubisoft, I strongly, STRONGLY doubt it). If you’re going to get one thing right, you have to get the handling right.

Meh, hit me up on September 44th

“Hello everyone, I’m Youtuber Hugh Mungus, and today I’d like to perform, for you, a metal cover of the song ‘Blood and Thunder’ by Mastodon”

Not sure what kind of weird car you’ve been looking for ECUs for, but this is Page 5 of Management systems on FRSport, sorted by price from highest to lowest. Notice, then, that there are basically 5 pages of ECUs that cost at least a grand. http://www.frsport.com/index.php?target=catalog&mode=searchImproved&q=&isu=Yes…

My car, like damn near every car made in the last 3 decades, has computer-controlled ignition timing. How am I supposed to retard my ignition timing without a $1000 ECU?

What does it mean though?

That’s been illegal since 1851