I agree this would be very good...

“Half of my programs not working”

...so it’s Pinochle, without the melding?

...or, let the sheep do sheep shit, so the prices don’t skyrocket. I’m saving as fast as I can dammit!

Engineer me a sliding door that isn’t significantly heavier than a standard swinging door, and I’m sold - hook, line, sinker, rod, boat. Until then, let’s make the cars lighter, not heavier please.

I didn’t even get to see F1 via DVR this weekend, as the Canadian GP was interrupted to talk about Orlando for an hour and a half. Not trying to be insensitive, but I can’t help being a bit hmph about the whole thing, as not only did NBC interrupt the broadcast, only to rejoin the race in progress, so I only got to…

Whoo!

My parents, sister, and I walked out of a Mexican restaurant, unlocked and piled into a black F250, and started it when we noticed somebody running up to us waving their arms. It was _their_ black F250, not _our_ black F250

That weird Mid-Engined Nissan...<Googles>...

If only [Insert favorite team here] hadn’t botched that one play late in the [Insert championship game here], they would have won. I don’t understand how that bonehead [Insert playcaller here] could have made such a dumbass choice! Seriously! [Insert favorite team here] had the best [insert skill position here] in the…

SEAT TEMP?!?! My God. The technology.

Well, that didn’t turn out quite like you expected, eh?

Made my first edit on Genius about a month ago for a similar reason. In Kanye’s track “Golddigger”, in reference to moving up in the world, he says “He gon’ make it to a Benz out of that Datsun”. This has always been another humorous Kanye lyric to me, since the song came out.

The 24 Hours of LeMons always gets me. On a global scale, one of the biggest events in sports (I’d say top 10...def top 20), and I haven’t the foggiest fucking clue when it’s on (and I obviously like cars too, so doubly bad)

We, the fans, call those “R324"s. It’s a full R34 bodykit that completely replaces the R32 frontend (hood, bumper, headlights, fenders), and parts of the rear (but the brake lights remain horizontally aligned, unlike the 34). He’s got a Bee*r R324 kit (or replica) on an R32. Not unheard of, but pretty cool. I was…

Windows 10 is awesome and MS is basically giving it away. Everyone is having a bit of a boohoo about the (admittedly shitty) tactics used, but the basic facts don’t change.

Normally you have to pay EXTRA for that sort of inclusion!

If you’re able to spin in circles with your arms outstretched and your fists clenched for several hours, I have no trouble believing this. I assume this is the proper strategy for dealing with a hoard of children.

Also, not a sleeper. Police/whoever-that-matters knows what they are looking at.