twofortified
TwoFortified
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Story of my life

Since that (...mildly...amusing...) Kim Kardashian game came out and made all the money for a couple months

I didn’t ask for coordinates. He probably could have mentioned which mountain range he was in...

I don’t know what Top Secret is, but that was pretty well done (except for the inexplicable decision to have the old feller blow dust off the book...Had to watch without audio, as I am in the workplace, so perhaps it’s explained, but that’s the only part that didn’t really work)

The anthropology grad student couldn’t approximate his location any more accurately “for obvious reasons”? Ok, I guess I’m just a dumbass then.

Sweet mother of body roll

This. The effect works with both eyes, but is a bit more pronounced with only one (or Placebo effect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Nissan Pao. She should get a Nissan Pao.

I’ve been enjoying it too. As a side note, I really enjoy the intro song (which is notable, because I typically find anime intros/outtros really grating and annoying...perhaps I just don’t like J-Pop).

I can’t tell if you heard, because I don’t know how to read, but you didn’t put “brakes” on your list. Just thought it’d be nice to be the first person to tell you.

A couple weeks ago, I depressed the clutch button on my S13, and the clutch didn’t disengage like it was supposed to! I was like “Man!” I popped over to AutoZone and asked them to do one of those free scan-thingies, but the guy that worked there couldn’t find the OBD-II port! I asked him if I needed to update my

Damnit man, I had an Enzo on my wall.

Mmm, the backhand.

I prefer “Extended Machete”, in which you watch in the order:

This is wild. I’m over here thinking “Ah kids, what a bunch of wimps!”. Watched the video...and I mean, it’s like 5 seconds long...and my head feels funny. AND I WATCHED IT THROUGH GUNNARS! So strange.

I’m from Washington, which is the complete opposite of Kansas. We do share this in common though:

Look at this noob over here.

Ok, you got me. I want to learn how to weld (ha-ha, just kidding, you only reminded me that I want to learn how to weld, sucker!).

Fair enough. Telling that I couldn’t even tell you the supercharger designation, as I’m only familiar with a couple supercharged Nissan vehicles, like the obscure-yet-oh-so-cool March R

So, I’m a Nissan guy...a G40IS is clearly a G-style chassis with a 4.0L engine that is (*gasp*) fuel injected and supercharged. If this isn’t the case, then Nissan has abandoned one of the few good naming conventions left in the automotive world, for reasons that I will never be able to understand (honestly, I doubt