High fashion cracks me up. Always doing something edgy/offensive in order to distract from the fact that everyone on the runway looks like a complete idiot.

I finally visited Manzanar this summer. The museum is one of the finest examples of story telling in the country. There’s a part where you’re in a recreated living quarter and a baby starts crying every once in awhile and it just haunts you.

“The story depicts a scout elf, sent by Santa every December to watch the children of the world and report back on their behavior.”

I’ve had the “opportunity” to sample some Michelin awarded chefs before, and let me tell; they ain’t got shit on real cooks.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

TIL we should be contracting all the homeless people in San Francisco to teach first responders how to break car windows, since they seem to be so good at something that you’re saying is impossible.

I’m as ready as most people to believe in the depths of human stupidity, but I think it’s more likely thatHoward wanted to juice up this Q&A by scandalizing the audience, and did so by fabricating an unverifiable, unactionable, batshit absurd anecdote. 

Man... this should’ve gotten 5,000 more stars.

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

I’m here to support you and the Deadspin staff, even though I’ve lurked around these parts for 10+ years across both of my Gawker accounts (old and lost plus my current one).

Thinsanity. 

Fixed! 

It was never a shit part of town... And Dogpatch has been gentrified for over a decade now. What are you talking about...

And then have to deal with people who live in Phoenix? No thanks.

Let’s forget some guys: Paul Lo Duca.

Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker