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Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

No. Really.
As a professional quality inspector, this kind of oversight is ridiculous.
Planned obsolescence, I get...but of a whole car?

Croll Tried!

“On that transfer form, WFAA reported, the address listed for the brothers belongs to the owner of the RV park, Randy Wafford, who did not respond to request for comment.”

“If it brings good people to our town and increases our property value, I’m good with that.”

This is small-town, religious-conservative America aptly summed up in a single sentence.

These people aren’t ignorant of what’s going on, they just *don’t care*. Their sense of priorities are so askew that it’s impossible to…

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

the pitches are much smaller than in the top leagues

“Ah, Damn, Brad Marchand Actually Did A Frickin’ Cool Thing”

Not sure about lululemon, but Patagonia is supposedly all about corporate responsibility and fair labor practices. It will be interesting to see whether they continue doing business with this factory

C'mon. This guy was a gopher. Both addicts, just happened that the famous one died

I love this narrative that the Pats make their division look weak, while they have enjoyed having two of literally the worst franchises in the NFL to beat up on for a decade. Do you know which of the three I’m considering the two worst? Nope! Because their division is THAT BAD.

And because the Warriors refuse to be the San Francisco Warriors again despite now actually playing in San Francisco (they changed to Golden State when they moved to Oakland in the 70s). For this atrocity they should be banished to Fresno.

Yeah Bush is ultimately responsible for some very bad shit, I would have a very hard time being friends with him because of it; however, that doesn’t mean I think he should wander the rest of his life alone and undeserving of friendship.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

Harden’s just worried China will start pulling passports, which would be a huge bummer for him because he really likes to travel.

If only you’d made it 3 sentences further...

Carolina, a motley crew without a true star...

I will forever and ever hate the Hurricanes for what they did to the Sabres in the mid-00's, and existing, when they should be the goddamn Hartford Whalers. But man, that clip of them raising the blood pressure of Don Cherry and Brian Burke warms my heart ever so slightly.

“I don’t care what Calgary or Vegas or San Jose has to say about it..”