I get paid to essentially go on vacation for 6 months of the year. I've been to 35+ states and 20+ National Parks in the past two years. I only have to spend money on alcohol and alcohol and occasionally lunch. My passengers do all the cooking and cleaning and depending on the trip it's essentially a rolling party…

East Falls?

This is a much better Buffalo's finest.

@Always Winning: Because it's the afternoon?

@gulag: Click on the down arrow next to the back arrow or click and hold.

@Always Winning: Nate Jackson is Peter King? That IS embarrassing.

You and I have a different definition of "good stuff," Barry.

My senior class did this with our yearbook cover back in 1999. I'd share it but it's packed away in the attic.

All this talk about miss-kicked balls and a crying failure and yet somehow this isn't another article cross-posted from Jezebel.

The iPad's backlight lets you paint at any time of day,

I love what Nau does but I don't like their prices. Just buy any of Eagle Creek's travel organizers instead.

I'd also stop at railroad crossings and open my door for no reason, just like real school buses do. I know there's a good reason for it, I just happened to forget it.

@UkraineNotWeak: They put their shrimps in Barbie.

@mrisinger: LOL I did. And I'm SMH at you.

@Alessar: No way! Next you'll tell me that Baltimore isn't located on the Mississippi!

And then a Baltimore County officer ticketed the helicopter.

For Stevie Johnson, it could have been worse. We could have led with this

@lauren_jo: I'm going to say he's auditioning for Mythbusters.

@Red Ned: Similar? I don't think Tebow will be sniffing a Super Bowl anytime soon.

@Red Ned: Are you confused by the word penis?