@UweBollocks: It's hard to resist penis.

Why so seriously showing us your penis?

@Always Winning: Phillies and Eagles too. I think basically every northeast team along the coast.

There's a 2x right there...

I honestly did not think D-II actually existed. I thought it was just a way to make D-III schools feel smaller and shittier.

@annoir: Warm but not nearly as warm as down.

I really like the use of Kafka and Sartre against OMG, 2, and 2Day. And unless my math is wrong, it's not, something that started happening 13 hours ago and ended 6 hours ago is not "10 hours of hell."

Since you didn't pay me for Bana Shark I believe I deserve Anna's email address.

@violent peas: Exactly.

@Walk Off HBP: Like her penis?

@Walk Off HBP: I've regularly drove from the airport around BH, Hollywood, downtown and out to Joshua Tree every Sunday for the past few years. Anything before noon is suprisingly doable thanks to everyone being hungover, in bed, or in search of the morning after pill.

@Walk Off HBP: True... As long as the game starts at 1:00pm EST.

@Walk Off HBP: Since when can you drive 15 miles in LA that fast?

@starksgotejected: I'm guessing you've never been to LA.

I mean, I know what's going on here but... I liked it better when I didn't.

Say it ain't so Ray. What did Grimace do to deserve this fate?

So Papa Bear wants to go down on Kate Gosselin?

There he is, Mr. America.