This sounds terribly unjust to Union. Is there some kind of, I don’t know, professional organisation Union could join? A fellowship, or cooperative of some sort? I think Union could use the support of a collegiate body that could back her up in situations like this. And not just her; I think all working Americans…

Banal celebrity news is much better if you imagine Werner Herzog talking about it.

I guess not enough parents got their kids into it.  I enjoyed what little of the revival I was able to watch (2.5 episodes?), but this MST 90s nerd just had kids in his late 30s and I'll be damned if I can find time to watch a real movie, let alone a MST.  Someday, if I make it into my 60s maybe.  

I hate pun responses but you got me with RC-aesar, the only salad regal enough to wear the Royal Crown.

FUCK YOU FOR SUCH SLANDER!!!!

Whoa. That would’ve been wonderfully chilling.

Square One was my favorite show as a kid and Cathey was an absolute essential part of that ensemble. It hit that perfect midpoint of entertainment and education that I’m not sure any show ever did better. Loved him as Carcetti’s reality check on The Wire and he really did his best to drag something resembling emotions…

“Don’t fuck with Querns.”

That’s a gouda pun.

We’ve been doing 90s nostalgia for YEARS. Movies for Hey Arnold, Rocko’s Modern Life, Invader Zim, new seasons of The X-Files, Will & Grace, etc. Animaniacs reboot is already in the works.

Animaniacs IS coming back (somewhere on some streaming service, I think).

Dude, don’t tell me you actually watched that flaming pile of garbage. You should be permanently put in the greys. Wow.

I’ll never forgive her for liking Journey:

He composed the Sanford & Son theme song.

In fairness, C3PO & R2D2 Take Miami sounds badass.

Lifetime Pass.

Because the best thing he ever did was Peggy Lipton.

How dare you! Good Place 100%.

The Real Battledroids of Yavin 4

I wouldn't even pay you two cents for that job.