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I enjoyed Talking Heads’ “A Ziambra”

Meanwhile, the golf PGA (which continues to hav a relationship with Donald Trump) asked when that Gal was going to bring that Scotch they ordered

I prefer some of their solo work, like This Charming Hancock

Also like Obi-Wan, fake news is full of midichlorians, which means it’s fucking bullshit and needs a rewrite

No, but I still hold out for disappointment. If I stop feeling that, there’s not much left that doesn’t involve some form of self-harm

President Trump has responded by saying that there are people on all sides with guns, so therefore this man should be the new head of the ATF

It can be two things

It’s ok, bros. You don’t need a TV channel, because you have each other’s support. Bros before shows

That’s enough heartwarming. Back to slamming the Academy for whoever I feel was deserving but got snubbed!

About two years ago

Disappear for a few years, then act semi-contrite while saying you don’t want to talk about the past. Basically worked for Polanski & Mel Gibson

The movies will all be released when they figure out how to change The Weinstein Company to The Plummer Company, and have Christopher retroactively produce them

When it comes to the acting game, looks like he decided to...........Get Out

The 2016 election?

Yeah, but Sofeeah totally told me that Caytlyn just thinks Brayden’s fingers are “too Trumpy”, and that she’s trying to hook up with Markeaux, whose motto is “Better forgiveness than permission, right, brah”

4 out of 5 members of Duran Duran refer to this automatic declaration of video remembrance as “The Reflex” in this month’s NEJM

Because now, the Braydens of the world will drunkenly ask to fingerblast the Caytlyns of the world BEFORE shoving their stubby digits in there, and the confessionals will only have to deal with how terrible Brayden was at it, not how terrible Brayden is as a person. Baby steps, sure, but baby steps in the right

I assume it’s for gentlemen, as up until recently, there were like 5 women in the whole galaxy

Meh, still not as shameful as what happened to Weezer

It’s Reality Show Clip Time!!!