Name him George Foreman.

I’ve always had a weird fascination with the name Arphaxad. It’s Biblical - one of Noah’s grandsons. I have no idea how to pronounce it, but for a dog it could be shortened to “Arph” or “Phax,” using the PH as an F sound in both cases. Are-FAX-add is the most likely (read: Americanized) way of saying it, but you could…

K-9 always goes well with a Tardis. 

I’m a big fan of straight laced human names for animals. My friend has a miniature dacshund called Alan, I used to have a cat called Dave, that sort of thing.

He made me think of dulce de leche for some reason. Sernik is also an option if Dulce is too girly. I don't know, all of my pet name suggestions have been foreign desserts lately. Healthy eating is hard when you have a sweet tooth.

Thank you. Visits are tricky primarily because my in-laws live in San Diego and we live up near Sacramento, but when my husband’s able to get a few days off we go.

As for the gifting, well, I just find that plain fun when I have the money to do so, though occasionally I hope I’m not contributing to other’s clutter (I…

Isn’t three weeks a little young for a dog to be separated from mommy? I thought the average time was around eight weeks. Was he a foundling?

Name him something that means “adorable”. 

Ok. Well, minus the ears, I’m pretty sure this Frenchir of mine, mr pink, is a damn boxer in French couture clothing...

Wilf 

Ooooooooo! I have to just kiss that puppy face!

I have no idea. I don’t know why I was banned. Had to make a new account just so my comments can appear at all. *fart noise*

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Awwwww, baby doggo! Boxers are the BEST. My cousin always has boxers, and they’ve always had “B” names. I don’t know why, that’s just what she likes. So in her honor I’ll suggest Brody. 

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ooh, a boxer, my favorite breed. well, you could do a play on the breed name. “dempsy, sullivan, apollo, ali” go obscure with “cestus, disgoros, or korykos”

Oh, my stars! What a precious, most kissable pupper. Name? Hmmm. What about Brigadier? Briggs for short? 

Only 3 weeks old?? You must be bottle-feeding him! He’s not unfurled enough to know what kind of a name he looks like just yet.

This line slayed me. I am slewn.

I know some people who take the recommendation of using two methods of contraception very, very seriously.