Rounded up my yarn stash from various cupboards. Turns out the random moths in our house are clothes moths 😖. We live in the woods so an occasional moth/spider/beetle isn’t out of the ordinary so I didn’t think anything of seeing them now and then.

This may be too late to be seen but I’m back from my Outlander tour of Scotland!

This has been an awful weekend. Yesterday would have been my sister’s 47th birthday. I spent the majority of the day sleeping. I picked Big Foot up from her program, she asked a question, didn’t like the answer and life went straight to hell from there. Sometimes when she gets on something she cannot/will not let it…

To be fair, Rachel Dolezal did so many other stupid things and fetishizes “blackness,” so I get why people think that she is being completely fake & trying to use blackness without understanding it. In other cases though - like Paris Jackson, who may or may not be biologically black (if Michael isn’t her bio father)…

GOSH does not deserve this shit storm, the staff there are fucking angels, they should be applauded, I sincerely hope that this mess doesn’t hurt them too much

Ha! Ding ding ding she’s Chinese. I’m honestly gonna give it to a friend though bc I’ve *just* gotten my skin under control and don’t want to mess it up w a new brand. So right now it’s sitting on my vanity looking spensive lol

Oh FUCK no. I hate pets and I hate asshole pet owners more. Your friend was an inconsiderate asshole. Get it out of your house and get the floors cleaned

I HAVE THAT DREAM! It got worse for me, sometimes it’s poop and not gum... Wth????

Ok, no one is going to see this, but I’m so goddamned angry in writing it anyway.

My worst recurring nightmare is that there is a HUGE wad of gum in my mouth (despite the fact that I don’t chew gum) and I’m in public. When I try to take it out there is suddenly a limitless amount and no matter how much I pull out of my mouth there are gobs more of it. Everyone is staring as I yank handfuls of the…

I’ve crossed the threshold into a weight range I said I’d never enter unless I was pregnant.

it’s kismet!

Definitely go for the goat. They’re cute. Monkeys are creepy.

Goats are awesome, monkeys throw poop. So I’d go farm.

I believe my middle daughter is pregnant, suspects she might be pregnant or is hoping that she is pregnant. I know that the two of us had a conversation about this a few months ago and while she said she would love to have another baby before it is “too late” she is unsure how that would work because of her current…

Anybody else feel guilty for ‘cheating’ on their stylist? I have curly hair (Caucasian) and I’ve used the same stylist for 3 years (and before that the same salon for 7 years; I am nothing if not a creature of habit). My stylist was busy and I REALLY needed a haircut. I have curly hair and I always resented her…

Also saw this little one this morning.

Garden thread !

The guy I’ve been dating for several months has gone from going out to just meeting at his house for sex. He texted me last night at 11pm and I ignored it. Like I’m supposed to jump out bed, leave my comfy bed and cute pup to touch his dick. And it felt damn good. I’m sick of it. The dating scene in my thirties has…

Craft Thread! My last craft Thread for a couple weeks because on Friday I leave for a 10-day Outlander tour of Scotland with my mom! So stoked.