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Luanne is definitely protesting too much about this Tom thing, she is all like I don’t care, she knows he is a cheat but she seemed desperate to get married, not sure why because Tom is a creepy Mofo and the girls really aren’t jealous. Dorinda really has a type, overweight meatball, she is less ragey this season

For me he’ll always be the guy who blew it with Amy Poehler. And of course the best Batman voice of a generation.

OMG same! Dax Shepard confuses me and is creeping into pet peeve territory lately.

I agree about Sonja. I think that is a large part of her problem with Tinsley, she is direct blond competition,younger, rich and has a wider pool of bachelor’s  because of her age.

Fight her.

Luanne knows Tom is going to continue to step out on her, and she has to accept it because she wants the lifestyle of NY and Palm Beach and Aspen, and because he won’t stop. So she pretends that her friends’ concerns about Tom are made up due to jealousy. Well, Maybe Sonja Morgan of the Constitutional Crisis Morgans

Agree with all of this. Dax Shepard also confuses me as a popular-ish thing.

Will Arnett’s level of smug is hard to stomach. I just want to ask him why. Reminds me of the line from Top Gun after Tom Cruise’s character acts out, “Son, your ego is writing checks that your body can’t cash.” Tom Cruise is the worst, but I digress. I tuned into the reboot of The Gong Show and was really

I have no one IRL to talk housewives with, so pardon my excitement. But if she had just “owned it” like they say in Beverly Hills, I wouldn’t have had a problem.

I suppose I’m not surprised that there are 100 comments spanning topics like beauty and aging and film and how important it is to be the first person to comment –and not one of them mentions Will Arnett. I’ve stopped by to say what a strange actor he is, how incomprehensible I find Will Arnett’s celebrity.

I posted last week about being sober just over three months. I had a breakthrough at my meeting this week that was really awesome in how I realized how amazing it is that since I have accepted that I am an alcoholic and decided to seek help, I have thought about drinking but not had that insane need for it.

Big Foot had a minor set back which has led to her meds being upped slightly. Part of her problems at her program is related to a peer. His behaviors trigger some of hers and she couldn’t seem to get a handle on herself. Last weekend she was pretty snotty here and as hateful as she was before. By Monday she was okay

I think Carole has noticed for a while, but I think they are similar in that they are both very independent women and last season, I think Carol attached for safety. Carroll’s storyline is thin. I thought Bethany was being overbearing with Carole and her surprisingly unsophisticated approach to food. I don’t really

From this week’s “people are shitty” file:

I am so delighted that I got a mani-pedi today. When my fingernails aren’t polished, I pick and pick and get hangnails that hurt and sometimes bleed. Today my hands are all better.

What to do about a friend who ignored news of a miscarriage? (My husband’s best friend’s wife). I wasn’t expecting much, but a text to see how I was wouldn’t have gone amiss....

I am a proud devotee of sheet masks for precisely the reasons you mentioned. My go-to are Tonymoly face masks (a Korean brand that does straight up magical shit for my face). You can buy a ten-pack of their face masks on Amazon for $11, which is even better. I like to put on a mask and then take a nap, so all the

I finally paid off my student loans yesterday. I’ve had enough money for a while, but I was always worried about what would happen if I lost my job or really needed that money. But yesterday, I decided to take a leap of faith and just pay them all off at once and never worry about them again.

Craft Thread!

Hi, I can’t figure out how to join discussion. So trying this. Today has been a horrible day full of weeping. It’s been a bad year but just wanted to say I read this site every night and all of you keep me sane and at times smile, so thank you guys.