Check out trendweight.com - it smooths out all of the noise and shows you the trend for your weight. If you use myfitnesspal, the two can talk to each other so you only have to put in your data in one place. Good luck! I’ve been lifting for years and even when I fall off the wagon, my strength comes back quickly when…

It took me three tries but I think I finally managed to make a perfect batch of macarons this week! I’m super proud of myself. My first batch was good but sloppy because I tried to DIY a piping bag out of a ziplock baggie, which didn’t work out as well as I had hoped. The cookies were tasty but too uneven in shape…

I got prescribed birth control! My depression gets absurdly bad when I’m on my period, and lately it’s been making me want to die. I’m excited that I now have a potential solution to this.

Don’t go to Afghanistan that ruined mine, additionally be honest.

I feel very much alone. I’m grappling with this date when my sister died. It will be 10 years on May 6, and I just fucking don’t want to deal with it.

I had no sense of boundaries and no worries about miscarriage so pretty much as soon as I found out. 6 weeks and 4 weeks. I wouldn’t do that again.

Some things:

1. I went to see Beauty and the Beast. I was kind of forced. It was okay. I guess the big gay moment was Le Fou briefly dancing with another man who apparently liked to dress like a woman. K. Oh. Spoiler alert.

2. I have this neighbour who is super invested in her 16 year old daughter’s relationship. Like…

Attn: Alberta & Canadian Jezzies

Pregnancy Q: How long did you wait to tell friends and family?

Hello lovely people of Jez. In the spirit of keeping you guys posted, I underwent a breast tomosynthesis and ultrasound this week and the doctor said “I don’t see anything I worry about here”. One of the areas of interest is a cyst and the other is a clump of breast tissue. I was advised to schedule a genetic risk…

Exactement.

I miss the days when video cameras were big and you could tell when people were recording you. In unrelated news, I’m never dancing in public again.

Note how Huppert looks merely content in her seat and entirely unmoved as the DJ spins Justin Timberlake’s “SexyBack” (fair), and that it is “Nuit de folie” by Début de Soirée, which went No. 1 in France in 1988, that propels Huppert from her seat.

Charles is the Fredo of the family.

It’s been an open secret for at least 20 years now that Charles is going to step aside and let William have it once QEII kicks, so William is really #2.

I may or may not be high-fiving the screen while wearing my Lady Diana replica ring.

Charles tends to the gardens. He contributes.

Well, one’s the actual Queen and the other is 3rd in line, with two small children, so...

All the Brits who get pissed off at the Royal Family confuse me. Sure, the Monarchy is stupid, but all they are now are figureheads and tourist attractions. Guess what? A lot of people come to England not because of the well-known cuisine, but because they want to visit where the royalty lives. My Mom will buy…