When I got pregnant, I was working 4 jobs and my now-husband was unemployed. I dialed in my friend who had two abortions she did not regret and also two kids, who are amazing. I worried how I could make it work with an infant working 80 hours a week. She asked me what I would do if my boyfriend was making 100k a year…

I’m on team “concerned about your relationship with husband” What was this big blow out fight? Do you guys fight a lot? Why don’t they get along? I can think of a million reasons she is making this her hill to die on, and only half are her problem.

Don Cheadle is one of the few people I follow on Twitter. He’s so brutal and so accurate.

I’ve been watching Downton Abbey all day (really letting it run behind chores and such.) But all I can think of every time a new episode starts is:

Why the fuck am I grey? I have been an approved commenter for YEARS on Jezebel, but got relegated back to the greys last week. I left a disagreeing comment on Kara’s article about the music in La La Land and have a feeling this is my punishment.

I finally got some kind of a ‘win’, after a looooooong year of hitting a very low point in my life.

I’m sitting on the couch, drinking red wine, while my girlfriend is in the kitchen dancing to country music and making us chicken picatta. It’s our one year anniversary and that’s what she made me on our first date. I bought her beautiful sunset-colored roses and a lovely bluediamond band ring that I’m hoping she…

Is there a Craft Thread yet? Pie-pie, I need you!

An ex-boyfriend of mine died unexpectedly. I went to the wake and the funeral. The family asked me to go, so my mom and I went. But then they tried to guilt trip me into sitting with the family. It was strange. I haven’t dated the guy in over 5 years and I’m not his most recent ex-girlfriend. His mom tried to tell me…

I didn’t think my poor, rual county school education could be worse but I was wrong! At least I learned about evolution.

I went to a few Catholic schools and in some we went to church once a week and had religious classes. It was never as Jesusy as this.

I went to an ACE elementary school, it is barely education. Dinosaurs and man, morality in math, earth is 6000 years old... all the old favorites.

Oh god, if only we had Jeeves to set him straight...

Maybe someone like François Benjamin Courvoisier

It’s also the reason you button your jacket while standing/walking...

“Neck like a sow”

He needs a valet, like the Earl of Grantham. Maybe a dashing Sikh.

Seriously, if this guy has billions, he can afford a tailor. His suits are always ill-fitting. I am an IT pro, don’t make anywhere near DT amounts of money, and my damn suit was still tailored to fit me.

Is it hard to tie a tie and do other people use scotch tape as well?

What’s really weird about that is that he doesn’t even need it; there’s at least three inches of the narrow half sticking through the loop. What’s even weirder is that he doesn’t know how to roll the tape inside out so he could stick it to the back of the narrow part instead if he simply must use tape.