TMI alert: Perimenopause

Here’s my fetus’s (?) hand! Found out it’s a girl.

***pregnancy boring stuff***

I booked a trip to Florence and the Naples area in Italy! I’m so excited! I’ve never been. My husband is excited about the food, especially gelato, I am so excited about the art! I definitely plan to go to the Uffizi Gallery, and the Brancacci Chapel so I can prove what I’ve been saying since History of Western Art 1,…

Recently separated, have my first date tonight w a fine as hell man. So nervous. Advice?

Wooo SNS! I was starting to get a little worried.

You’d think she’s the first fucking person on earth to give birth. Good lord.

It shouldn’t be that hard to sing on key if it’s your job, though.

Nobody knows Beyonce like old white dudes on Internet message boards.

She’s a person who can carry a tune...but that tune is not pleasant to listen to. I just don’t get her appeal. I think that’s what the over the top theatrics are about, to distract from the fact that there’s really no there....there. Whereas Gaga, of whom I am also not a big fan, I concede is truly a remarkable vocal…

When is this site going to publish the isolated vocals of all the boring white guys in bands?

portrait of a marriage, with janet mcteer and catherine harrison, so good but really sad. set the bar pretty high too

Meh.

I couldnt help but think she’s the new princess of Zamunda.

I just hope they don’t put a big nose on her like they did Nicole Kidman in ‘The Hours.’ And, at least in this photo, VW seems to have quite a lovely nose.

She’s too perfect. It’s really not right for a ‘human being’ to be utterly perfect. She must have flaws...maybe she chews with her mouth open...or leaves crumbs on the counter when she makes a sandwich...something...

I can see Eva Green playing her.

As with all things starring Eva Fucking Green, I will be front and center on opening day, because Eva Fucking Green.

The play starred Atkins and Vanessa Redgrave. My boss snuck out of the office to catch the Wednesday matinee. When I asked how the show was, she said that Vanessa Redgrave, recognized as one of theater’s greatest actors, stepped onstage, got three words out and a woman in the third row yelled, “I can’t hear you!”