two2tardis
Two2TARDIS, Ph.D.
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My dad came over and made Lebanese dishes for my roommate and I. Freshly made hummus, fattoush, stacks of lahmajoun, barg and joojeh kabab (Iranian kababs which he learned to cook when he studied there), mujadara (lentils, rice and some onions), filled our kitchen with groceries, and left. I love him so much.

My dad died two weeks ago from cancer. I’m so confused on my feelings. I feel normal most of the time and randomly start crying.

I got a promotion! And unlike the one I got 2 months ago, this one comes with an actual pay raise!

So, court was Wednesday. Big Foot admitted 3 of the new charges but denied the fourth- which means that we have to go to trial for that charge. I am filling out the papers for her attorney and she starts shouting that I need to stop because “don’t you people know that I just want to go to jail?” We leave. She asks a

I might be too late tonight but just wanted some sympathy. Hubs and I will be beginning divorce proceedings soon. I’ve asked him to give me some time to work through the shock and grief of my life falling apart and we’re sort of in a holding pattern for now. I am seeing a great therapist and started aerial yoga. Which

I’m late so no one will see this but I am at a bar waiting to have a date with a guy who seemed Not Terrible. I even put on nice lipstick! And he is late. I am displeased. This is why I never date.

So I work at an expensive day spa. I really love it in so many ways. Great co-workers, some nice clients but today tested my nerves to no end.

Congrats on the new position! Love the new design too, suck it McConnel! (can’t be bothered to check if that’s how he spells his name)

I got stood up. Technically it wasn’t a date, it was a group activity that he failed to show for, and he didn’t text or email to say he wasn’t coming. I couldn’t decide whether to be hurt or angry, I’ve decided to go with angry. It’s 2017, when circumstances change there are a variety of ways to let someone know you

Craft Thread!

Finally! Usually when I catch SNS right at the beginning I can’t think of anything to say.

I walked out my job today. I never felt better.

My 10 year old daughter was told by her teacher that she could not wear her pussy hat at school. She didn’t wear it during class, only on the play ground at recess since it was cold outside. Her teacher told to take it off and put it her backpack. I checked the dress code for our school district and there is nothing

A couple of months ago I asked for advice for grad school applications. You guys were so helpful. I just found out that I got into Columbia University!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to go so bad, but the cost is ridiculous. I am still waiting to see about financial aid and some scholarships. However, I am still so so excited!

It’s SO easy! Like I said elsewhere, it is a 4 row repeat. Only one of those rows is anything other than knit and purl. It’s pretty easy to memorize too. The biggest issue for me was that it was long and repetitive, but it’s totally simple enough to do while binge watching.

Is there a craft thread yet?? I didn’t take a great pic, but I just finished this baby blanket (my baby is almost 10 months old lol) I started pretty early in the pregnancy but it just didn’t seem like a priority for a long time.

Yeah, I’m giving him a solid 6 feet, maybe 6 feet plus half an inch. His insistence that he’s 6'3" is laughable.

Right? My husband last night said we need to start a day by online time capsule of every crazy fucked up thing this batshit evil administration does so we can look back and read it in 25 years. We then decided no one would be left alive to read it and it would be a waste of energy.

This. I’ve been wanting this.

I need a legit flow chart of everything Trump / the Government is doing wrong, updated by the hour.

Does anyone want to turn this into a website with me?