I mean, I don’t think Joseph is bad looking. He’s just...utterly forgettable. This man, on the other hand, lingers...

The real tragedy is the only way the Trumpets will ever realize how wrong they were is when it’s become too late and the missiles are in the air.

Fucked bigly, even.

I agree, the intelligence community has no business sharing facts with the public. I prefer the good ol’ days when Presidents could be as corrupt as they wanted and the public would be none the wiser.

It just highlights how dangerous they think he is.

It’s a bad sign when the PEEOTUS calls to mind scenes from Full Metal Jacket.

But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

Up the ass. No lube. No spit. No foreplay. Rough. Very very rough.

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

Maybe they meant to hire Ralph. He’s the one who has experience playing a pale skinned noseless man who poses a threat to children. #allegedly

What a performance.

It’s like when Zoe Saldana played Nina Simone. If they’d worried way less about the makeup and more about connecting to the actual power of Simone herself they may have had something, but she ended up looking like one of The Mummy’s ex-girlfriends. The makeup was SO BAD.

There are worse things she could do.

Haylie Duff, Tori Spelling and Hilary Duff slated to star as Beyoncé Knowles, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams in The Story of Destiny’s Child. 

There is NEVER enough Stockard Channing. And this perfect casting proves it.

the most offensive thing about this is the assertion that Joseph is “the hotter one”

It’s not going to be popular but frankly, I’m torn for this one. Let’s not kid ourself, visually, Michael Jackson in his late life wasn’t like any one. What are the proposition, visually speaking? It would have been a nightmare anyway.