Are any of us ever really pregnant?

That is the gist. He tries to cash in on the crazy man thing and I’m sorry but certified hunk Tom Hardy has the market tapped.

To me, he’s unnaturally smooth. Like a mannequin with serial killer eyes and a variety of wigs and face merkins.

Yes, but is she “Beyonce Pregnant?”

Her contract with Ronaldo was up (and none too soon, his eyebrows here driving her crazy), and Bradley’s people made a better offer.

Because he is every random dude out there but got lucky and made a movie?

I think those rumors are like the “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors--just attempts to make sense of someone who doesn’t give off any kind of credible sexuality.

I thought he was Jennifer Lawrence’s boyfriend. Actually know that he isn’t but don’t really care.

I always mis-read her name as “Irina Shark.”

Bradley Cooper seems a little...spermless to me. Not a virility thing, more like an “inanimate object incapable of reproducing” thing.

I’ve never been able to quite place my finger on what it is, but there is something amiss with Bradley Cooper; something not quite right up in the head. He just never convinces me he is real person, you know?

And if she were a man, no one would give a shit how old she was.

Anyone can die at anytime. My Dad lost his dad (who was only 40) when he was 18. It’s not a guarentee. My husband’s parents are in their 70s and run marathons. You have no idea what tomorrow will give you.

Never mind that I just cut one of my parents out of my life for destructive behavior. Being alive doesn’t…

And 50 isn’t that old to be having a baby. Some people lose their mothers before they can remember them. Should we all just not have kids because we may die?

Eh, I had a baby at 45. The only extra intervention we opted for was chromosomal testing.

Cannot unsee.

Here’s my hot take on Janet Jackson having a baby at age 50:

TIL Scott Baio is Janet Jackson’s husband

I feel like Janet has been super pregnant for a really long time.