two2tardis
Two2TARDIS, Ph.D.
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The only consolation we have if they whitewash the live-action version is that the video motion model that the animators drew is a real, live Chinese-American martial artist (and a total badass). Her father is a grandmaster of a Northern kung fu style and defected from China via Hong Kong. I’m really hoping they don’t

Love the IT Crowd so much. <3

LOVE it. <3

Thank you, I feel like I can move through my evening feeling a little less irrelevant. ;)

And she doesn’t appear to actually have tears.
/eye roll

Who are these people? I looked at her uploads and she has makeup stuff and reaction videos and a blooper reel - are we supposed to know who the heck they are?

Four years! Damn! You are remarkably strong and I admire you. I’m glad that you have a supportive spouse and also a place to vent here. Hang in there. Sending you good vibes that shit settles around you and you find some good folks to connect with soon.

I was going to suggest the Subaru BRZ (because I love my 6-speed), but then saw “bigger guy.” It’s a bitch for me to get in/out of, and I’m a chick who’s 5' 8". For him, I’d suggest a Subaru WRX as it can also become a fun project car, especially if he’s interested in autocross - and something he can do with his

I had grand plans for my alcohol consumption during this evening’s debate, but I began hiccuping from laughter during THE FIRST DAMN QUESTION and had to cease and desist drinking. Even after I stopped drinking, I kept laughing myself into hiccuping fits. Glad I stopped - I could’ve really pulled something, or worse -

Lumene CC Cream. It’s affordable and amazing! Covers well, is not heavy, has SPF, and really evens out skin tone. You can get it at Walgreens-type drugstores or beauty chains like Ulta.

Lumene CC Cream. It’s affordable and amazing! Covers well, is not heavy, has SPF, and really evens out skin tone.

No matter how shitty a day I’ve been having, or how many animal cruelty posts roll by my FB feed, that gif always gives me a case of the smilies. I need to somehow schedule that to pop up from time to time.

I’m always laser-focused on plus-sized models’ (relatively) flat stomachs. Ashley Graham and quite a few of the models for Torrid and Forever 21+ don’t seem to have that “thick in the middle” look. It’s really frustrating when you’re someone who almost looks as wide when they’re turned sideways as the do facing you! I

I just got in 6 pair of jeans from Forever 21 plus today. ALL of them are stretchy (but not jeggings, thank the gods). I’m down with that, but as I was trying them on I kept thinking, “am I going to get a normal, non-stretchy pair here?” Newp.

As someone on the smaller end of plus size (size 16 pants/jeans, dress size 14; I’m 5'8" tall), I would really love to see less of a blending of ‘regular’ clothing and plus-sized clothing - like shoes that are available from a women’s size 5/6 up to an 11/12. Also for men - they don’t have to flit around to different

And yet, she somehow managed not to puke all over another country’s prime minister and then faint, which is more than we can say for some people...

It reminded me of Donna Summer for some reason.

“A proper threesome requires that two people focus on one person at a time and everyone who wants it gets a turn at being the focus.”

I’ve had mostly awesome ones. All of the awesome ones were MFM where at least half of the Ms present were not into dudes, so HELLO, I’M THE QUEEN YOU MAY BOTH WORSHIP ME, YESSSSSSSS. My not-so-awesome ones have been with girls (50% have ended with the other female backing out/have an attack of moral crisis/crying) and

As a seasoned 3some (and sometime 4some) participant, there can be lots of passionate kissing and the other ‘vanilla’ things that she feels she’s missing. It really depends on what flips your twinkie, who you’re attracted to, and how the participants make you feel. I totally agree that it’s not easy divvying up your

I will graduate next August, and I’m getting a PhD in Education (tracked for ESOL).