My little bro turned 42 the other day. Christ on a cracker. Feelin’ ya!

I bawled through the entire book (just had a miscarriage prior to reading it), and I’m not sure how I’ll fare with the film. But Fassbender ... heyyyy.

I work weekends online so I can do my GTA duties during the week. That’s not too bad as it affords me to take out less in loans if I’m working (I get a piddling stipend in addition to tuition/health insurance). Hitting FT dissertation mode with 20 hrs/week of GTA stuff. The undergrad class I’m teaching is wonderful,…

I’m in Stage III adrenal fatigue. I have been doing pretty well working on reversing it with clean eating, no working out, and regulating hormones, but I’ve been chowing down on some Trader Joe’s crumpets and BAM. It’s either the phosphates or nitrates in them (or both), but holy shit my joints have been killing me…

Mom.TARDIS wanted to name me after her mother, who immediately said, “FINE, do that if you want her to hate you for the rest of her life!” So they decided on ‘Jennifer.’

Nope, they are illegal in the US due to their being deemed a choking hazard here. I usually don’t worry about bringing them back as in 40+ years over hopping over the border every year, I’ve only had my trunk searched once - and that was on the Canadian side. ;)

I don’t even think that the chocolate in a KinderSurprise egg is really that good - I prefer Smarties. ;)

Yes - these things are HUGE, like almost the size of a L’Eggs pantyhose egg. Originally, the eggs came with little plastic parts that you needed to assemble into a little toy, like a sailboat or a car or an animal. Over the last few years they are a single toy. Still illegal in the US, however.

I’ve smuggled KinderSurprise eggs from Canada into the US often. Then I read about the woman who was facing a fine for bringing them over the border, said “Fuck THAT,” and started smuggling Tylenol 1s instead. ;)

I jetted around Montreal in my US rental car the other week, which happened to have Massachusetts plates on it. I looked at Jr.TARDIS#2 and said, “Hell, at least we’ll fit in!” Vrrrroooooommmm!

It’s very true - I’ve lived this theory personally. ;) Not to say that I’m “all that” (certainly nowhere near Huma!!!) and also not to throw Mr.TARDIS under the bus (he hasn’t physically cheated), but for many years of our marriage I’ve been professionally successful and an educational force of nature when I’ve gone…

There is a special circle of hell for assholes that spray their piss all over the fucking seat. I hope they burrrrrrnnnnnnn.

The sad/sobering is that my 17yo Siamese boy has lost 27% of his body weight and is skin and bones, but I’m having some success getting him to eat a little more (I can see a little belly on him a bit!). My 96yo grandfather has done really poorly in his new care home, and is declining pretty rapidly. I’m sad for them,…

Grey Goose and some Trader Joe’s Sparkling Pomegranate Juice. Pretty amazing, actually. Cheers, Jezzies! <3

Only if he doesn't open his mouth. Then? Screen door in a hurricane, baby. Shhhhhh...

Please tell me those red marks aren’t from cupping but are hickeys from “the two unidentified women” traveling with the gang of drunken idiots who reportedly all had girlfriends.

Can we do this with Ethan Hawke? Because I really wanna.

Oh, to be the meat in a Sean Bean-Rufus Sewell sandwich.

I went to this idiot’s Twitter. Without inciting violence, my GOD does he have a punchable face. Dick.

I need to steal babysit your future kiddos, please.