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Dad. Vietnam, 1968. He passed 3 years ago, so fathers day is still kinda rough. But thanks for the cheekbones and eyebrows, dad!!!

Here’s a great photo of my great-great-grandfather (not sure of the year; judging by his age/clothing I’d guess 1890s?). Gotta respect that epic ‘stache:

That letter is so funny I don’t even care if it’s fake. This story reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I went to Pride and those Street Preacher people were there protesting and one of them yells, “You’ll all burn in hell!” and some guy goes, “WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

My garden is pretty fabulous (rainbow flowers, rainbow lights, birdcages, tin goats and peacocks, Japanese fishing buoys, etc.), but not one damn neighbor has complained. What am I doing wrong here?

Here’s a better question. Why do men constantly become aggressive to their domestic partners and feel the need to vent their frustrations by beating on someone they profess to love? I’m not saying all men are abusive, but a hell of a lot of them do seem to respond to the least provocation with violence. Why? BTW, see

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation

we want to protect parents’ rights

RAPE JOKE TRIGGER WARNING

This is an appropriate place to share a story from earlier this week! I saw Adrian Grenier and Zoe Kravitz in Austin on Wednesday night; we shared a waiter at a small restaurant. Not only was Adrian acting like a total asshole and attention whore, after he left our waiter showed us his receipt— and the little fucker

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.

You're right, giving birth is the same as taking a fucking vacation to Hawaii OHMYGOD I don't even want kids and you annoy me.

Are you dumb? She means that without women who give birth, this nation no longer has new humans. As in, you wouldn't be here had your mom not shoved you out of her vagina or had you cut from her womb via c-section. But hey, make it about you and your childless path.

Because I'm sure that's exactly what she meant.

Step One: Don't.

"Think of your dick pic as the icing on the cake."

That is the weirdest/greatest gif of all time.

LOL AWWWWWWWWW

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

It always amuses me when racists trip over themselves to fawn over the Jews...until the next Jewish conspiracy comes down the pike.