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It's a little late in the season to start preserving babies.

My only thought here is, "Gross beard is gross."

"Leonardo DiCaprio, Man in the Iron Mask actor,"

I myself foud a clever way to unearth the cheating girlfriend years ago.. Prior to the ubiquitous nature of cell phones — let's just call it the late 80's— I suspected my GF of cheating with some other dude— but then also learned he had no idea about me & her. Well, I perfectly timed dropping off a vase full of roses

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

Why does Cooper have billing above Adams when Adams was a main character and Cooper merely a supporting role? (at least by the Academy's standards).

That explanation is minorly bullshit because Adams was the second lead character not Cooper. She was on screen longer than him and was nominated for a Best Actress to his Best Supporting Actor nomination. But that's hollywood women get less screen time even when they are the main character of a film, women get lower

This is what is irritating me- why couldn't they ask him how he feels about being paid more than a female co-star? That seems like a reasonable question, since they are such a big *news organization.*

If Bradley Cooper said something about the pay disparity, it would just make him the More Sexy-iest Man Alive. If Amy Adams said something about the pay disparity, she could be in a cat fight! Speaking out! Diva behavior!

The sexist headline potential is virtually endless when a lady has something to say about

The Today Show is a news organization? I thought it was tv drivel over a cup of coffee.

The caption on this imgur post made me snort laugh.

I admit, I could never make this look this good:

How about a dog? Dogs are fun and will be very happy and excited to be made a part of whatever it is you're doing, especially if it involves a treat. Look, see?

It's the dude version of camel toe.

can a company legally use the word "radical" twice in the same credo?

I decided that I had to look up Koala Swimwear, too, and here is a sentence I found in the description of one of their suits: "It is a radical feminization style and, like all new things, it is new and radical."

Two questions. How is he not in pain and where did it go? Where did it GO?

WHYYYY is the phrase "unsolicited beach dick" making me laugh like this?!?

These are hilarious!! but ladies DUH! what did you expect? Tan lines from a regular bikini are already annoying so why would you ever want to wear more straps? The designers keep making them because you weirdos keep buying them.