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I can't. First with the paintings, now this. This fucking rat turd is making money off of killing a teenager.

I usually sneak out of work at lunch to buy boxes so that I miss the afternoon rush. Bwah ha ha!!!!!

Here for the Samoas love! Helllllll yyyyyeeeaaahhhh!!!!

This may be the most impressive calf muscle I have ever seen.

I had to have a conversation with my mother about this over winter break. She's generally an accepting person, but I think many people still don't understand the gender identity and sexual orientation are separate things.

"No joke, people loooove specualting about / asking about trans bodies in a way they never would about cis-gendered bodies. It reminds me of how much time republicans spend obsessing over women's bodies and gay sex. "

Christ. This sums up everything that is wrong with our society.

Vaginas aren't roses, don't expect them to smell like one. Penises aren't roses, don't expect them to look like one.

This gif just made my day. I wish I could eye roll that well.

That's cute, Bristol. Can we move on? Great, thanks.

I just read your comment and it reminded me of the time this large dude (I'm 5'7, but he was over 6 ft) lifted me over his shoulder when I explicitly asked him not to. IT MADE ME SO ANGRY, so I kicked him in the chest when he refused to put me down.

De-nial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Weird. I admire her spouse, he's an AWFUL FIL.

I admire your restraint. It makes me so angry when parents just give up on their underage kids. Even older ones to a certain extent, but there is only so much you can do as a parent if your kid is a legal adult.

Dude! Stop making me all teary at work! :p

Well, her being a lesbian is more of an extension of Mr. Chao than her being straight. Being into the ladies is one big thing they have in common.

You are awesome. I have a very good gay friend whose parents took years to "come around". I hope their happy with the fact that they missed out on 10 years of her life.

Wealth doesn't equal happiness for everyone.

Statistically, there has got to be a least a couple.

I don't understand the parents that willfully deny their gay kid's lifestyle. She said it directly in the letter, when a parent does that, they miss out on their kid'd life. I'm not even a parent but the thought of missing out on my kid's happy relationships/marriage is heartbreaking to me.