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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

A pro-lifer telling people to shot themselves? Interesting… it's almost as if you're a hypocrite with an agenda. And by almost, I mean you are. Go fuck yourself.

I fucking HATE that.

Off-topic alert! I really hate the fact that movies and other forms of art don't show abortion more often. Do you ever notice that whenever a woman has an unplanned pregnancy she either gets "lucky" and has a miscarriage or decides magically that she would be happy with a child? And whenever abortion is showcased it's

Most dog sweaters don't cover those bits.

Nah. Long haired dogs don't need a sweater. I do have a doberman, and he wears a sweater during the winter because he has short hair and it generally a thin dog.

Excuse the typos. Running around at work and auto-correct do not mix.

I guess I just don't have a literary sense of humor then, because I found the book horrifying.

Yup, still gross. I can get all those things with a book that doesn't make my skin crawl.

I can't really believe I finished it. It really disturbed me.

1000x this. I once sat next to a guy that jammed his elbow into my ribcage. WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK? AND THEN I asked him to please move his elbow and he gave me an eye roll. So I forced his arm off the armrest and planted my arm there. I don't care if it was immature, it felt fantastic.

I just can't with Lolita anymore. I remember people at my university saying that the way the pedo talked about Lolita was "so romantic". Then I barfed. Can't a literary per on explain to me why it is such a good book?

I think you mean BEST VIDEO EVER!

I come from a family of with a history of bipolar depression and several suicides. Thank you for your research. I have to say, my first thought was that maybe he was delusional and psychotic, I'm surprised at the amount of people assuming otherwise.

Yes to all of this. I saw it this past weekend. What a waste of 2 hours and 30 mins.

Oh my god, what a horrifying story.

Calling the KKK "not perfect" is the understatement of the year.

The Hoods? What the ever-loving fuck!?

Well, your fiancé won't be on TV being watched and judged by foreigners they don't know as taking advantage of the poor American for a green card.

Common sense! How does it work? Nobody knows!