They have a lot of extra budget now that DeMuro is gone.

Painted my calipers red.....because apparently that adds like 50 horsepower....

Women’s stockings to tint my tail lights. Was pretty much my low.

I did the same to my 78 Grand Marquis, but in wood with brown speaker box carpet. Class.

Wire mesh grilles made out of Home Depot gutter guard material. To make it worse, I did it to two different cars.

And nukes, don’t forget the nukes.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

I love a good chicken pot pie, especially when the chicken is antibiotic-free and the pot is locally grown.

I honestly had no idea it took this long to caramelize onions. Next time my wife is barefoot in the kitchen caramelizing me some onions I’ll ask her how long it takes her to make my sandwich.

Don’t put those 2 12 inch woofers, 2 6X9's and 1500 watts worth amps in your 1986 Nissan Pulsar, you will damage your hearing permanently, oh also those under car neon lights and that neon light License Plate frame look dumb.

I know, I get it, they only make a boutique sports car, but trust me.

Slow down.

Per one of your Facebook comments, looks like Dodge dropped a possible hint to the HP rating with a little photochopped tire size...

My rents would have been totally sideways.

dont try to slide your nonsense past us!

Did you also walk to school? In the snow? Uphill both ways?

Not a smart thing to do...........if you get my drift.

I just noticed those when I drove by a dealership the other day. WTF Nissan? Who’s designing your shit?

Supposedly cuts it just fine for Tesla.