Vanilla ice cream out of a peanut butter jar is one of the things I miss most about being a fat fuck. It’s perfect.

On top of those, there’s a high-definition backup camera with park assist (handy, since there’s an engine right behind you)

I had an impossibly sweet/syrupy rose at a Long Island vineyard last summer, and all I could think was how good it would be on ice cream.

Big recommend.

Yes, this is good information to have.

Cool, the drunk guy from my neighborhood library is on Kinja!

Didn’t have time to read... Is this a new Subaru? Maybe we can get it with some real power (280 hp ought to do it) and a cheap price tag.

I love Amazon reviews ...

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be hard to come by in the office). It’s $5 cheaper for the wired one and Amazon puts them on sale fairly regularly.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be…

Leaked image of final production version:

I read that as “Giant Mate” and have no regrets.

WHERE ARE THE CUPHOLDERS

No need to apologize, I am old enough to find my teenage stupidity funny as well. 

As a teenager, I discovered octane boost increased the performance of my VW beetle. The more I added, the faster it got (at least I was convinced of that), so I kept adding more until I blew a spark plug out of the head.

Calling it now- Land Rover is bringing back Trafficator turn signals. Giant ones, at that!

We are finally starting to move back to two door SUVs.