Vanilla ice cream out of a peanut butter jar is one of the things I miss most about being a fat fuck. It’s perfect.

On top of those, there’s a high-definition backup camera with park assist (handy, since there’s an engine right behind you)

I had an impossibly sweet/syrupy rose at a Long Island vineyard last summer, and all I could think was how good it would be on ice cream.

Big recommend.

Yes, this is good information to have.

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Cool, the drunk guy from my neighborhood library is on Kinja!

Didn’t have time to read... Is this a new Subaru? Maybe we can get it with some real power (280 hp ought to do it) and a cheap price tag.

I love Amazon reviews ...

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be hard to come by in the office). It’s $5 cheaper for the wired one and Amazon puts them on sale fairly regularly.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be…

Leaked image of final production version:

I read that as “Giant Mate” and have no regrets.

WHERE ARE THE CUPHOLDERS

No need to apologize, I am old enough to find my teenage stupidity funny as well. 

As a teenager, I discovered octane boost increased the performance of my VW beetle. The more I added, the faster it got (at least I was convinced of that), so I kept adding more until I blew a spark plug out of the head.

We are finally starting to move back to two door SUVs.