Yep. Why does he get a pass while we lambaste others for the same behavior?

Nobody said you had to eat them all at once.

Spelling checks out.

Wait. I want all of these things. Am I? Am I just too kids sitting in a trench coat going tow work everyday?! This is Matrix level shit here.

Ummm? FoMoCo just posted a photo of a Falcon, tagged #Mustang. Said glaring mistake is something I can imagine an inexperienced intern with very little knowledge of the product would make.

Sooooooo, the Amazon servers are going to crash tomorrow night then. Got it.

And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

Houston Cars & Coffee - April 2014

For me, being a car guy and a Wall Street guy, this commercial represents an additional level of bullshit. And please, save the hate, it’s the weekend and I’m so not in the mood!

Maybe they’re looking for something more grounded to the ground?

FIESTA RS CONFIRMED!

It’s the Suzuki Alto RS! :)

I was more worried about what it would cost him to get out of that lease.

1991 GT-4 Celica. AWD, manual and turbo. Plus Toyota reliable. Also meets the 25 year import rule.

Pirates AND ship they rode in on.

Look at me...I’m the captain now

#Gawkerfied

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