Religion. This is especially hard to avoid when you live in the most conservative part of California.

Is that the black Friday price for How to train your Dragon 2?

Just buy whatever your friends play on.

How can I trust a machine that has had two price drops in 12 months? MS might be in trouble...

Now with even MORE Dinklebot!

POWER IS POWER

Please tell me more about how you're better at feminism than Sarkeesian.

Wouldn't mind seeing one of these every week. You'll definitely be staying busy!

Y'arr! I love me many a sea shanty!

Bro. Mountain Dewritos. Make it happen!

Please enlighten me on your superior beer knowledge. I'm currently making my way through Sierra Nevada Beer Camp and I could use something that's not an IPA

Simpsons references are the best references.

There will be lots of angry cod players if that's the case.

Didn't ya hear? Tin foil hats are the new day one DLC!

Playing this cause Kevin Spacey but primarily due to the fact that I have a history of renting all the cods and I wanna see what the fuss is about. These past few years though, they've been pretty forgettable.

Wolfenstein: The New Order is the best shooter this year. Nothing comes close.

The only way I feel right now.

Where the fuck are the gamers I grew up with that just want to have fun and pass the time between classes?

If I was an entrepreneur/genius I'd charge people to try the games I own. A digital Redbox. Or black box in this case.