Fast and Furious 27: Rivals in Evil.

Like Koenisegg?

Points

Sexy as fuck

Instead of humans in cars, it’s humans spliced with cars. Computer code spliced with DNA. “Chimera theory”

Didn’t President Carter (not Lil’ Wayne) do this to Iran...? In 1970... 5 years after the act you describe was enacted...

2nd amendment

Should have got a Ferd

The f-teen thousand

Wood floats. He’s obviously worried about boyancy.

Balls of American Steel

All it needs is a dash rack for an AK furnished in “Warsaw plumb”

Tom Brady

Hub motors. Would potentially work in reverse aswell.

Yeah! They should cut it in half and give the other half to the less luxuriously carraiged...

it’s-a not so bad.

Next Gen: Ferrari La Pizza di Margherita

Unless your going in for a kiss or something and give the SO a black eye... setting off any off these accidentally sounds horrible.

Tailbone protector would become the airbag-in-the-couch gag all over again...

Natural selection at its core.