Why not... put on a normal helmet. I get the idea but I think the collar bone saver device makes more practical sense. They should have an inflatable butt pad too. Tailbone injuries aren’t fun...

It’d be better use of money to 2jz swap a silver cloud (1, 2, or 3) and resto mod the inside. Neck breaker and still put out crazy amounts of power. It’d still probably be lighter than this hunka monstrosity.

#fakenews

According to your user name, this is your dream car.

Girl makes date on (insert internet dating app here). They agree to meet at Starbucks on the following Sunday. She never shows up. He texts her the next day “What happened yesterday?”

He’s not a victim. His actions were deliberate for the purpose of getting a negative reaction from people on the plane.

Suggestion: maintain existing f-35's and f-18's. Replace budget for additional planes with GAU carriers (aka. A-10's) and turn tax dollars into dead jihadi jimbobs more efficiently and effectively.

#cotd

“Nearly impossible” followed by “I spent like 30 minutes”

Sound like the toy isn’t the only thing they blew to get home... being that it’s an ex.

“Clean diesel” for the sake of being eco-friendly is a lost cause. And that VW’s are about as shitty as Yugo’s in my book. What in the diddly frick doo-dah are you trying to find in the subtext of a Jalopnik comment section, Flanders?...

VW officially earned the unofficial title of “shitwagon”.

If you’re gonna get a Prowler, it should be 2jz swapped.

Lead acid BOMB under the hood. At least put it in parallel...

Where’s Alex Jones when you need him?...

It’s a Japanese or American 4 door with broken struts on the left side and hasn’t had an oil change frequently enough to prevent a black smokescreen/knocking loud enough to make the neighbor blaring his subs at 3am seem like a decent guy. She doesn’t understand why her cars keep having “seizures”. She didn’t even know…

Hoosier driving an ‘04 Fxt daily here,

Came in 3.2 seconds. Quickest off the line

“Everything is A-okay and I feel fine. The capitol is turning around... the view is tremendous!”