I-70 through Kansas takes the cake...

He should have stuck with dancing with the cars during the off season.

You little b**ch...

“The Big One” or as locals know it “The Big’un”

I fucking hate Mondays...

One more reason to play the lottery this year

Pretty soon the turbos will outnumber the cylinders. Half of the turbos will probably just produce electricity for the hybrid system.

I’m more of a plebescent than a full on plebe.

Proof that Ford didn’t invent “drift mode”.

*brake lights on while car is accelerating. Not on a slope. Model only comes in automatic.*

Bernie is a prick. It seems to be consistent with anyone named Bernie

Looks better than a Bentley.

Is his camera lens projectiling out of the camera?

“One, two, Earnhardt”

It looks like the electric spawn of a focus sedan and a 911... especially in the front.

“I’m gonna make you my bitch, old man”

Or the hamburger helper guy.

Don’t be a douche. Just buy a Sienna.

JBDM