Carl Perkins, man. Carl Perkins. He invented it.

Man of Steel: None More Dark.

“I am in blood
Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.”Skyler is now Lady Heisenberg.

You must have missed the part where I said hippie chicks.

Yes, sir?

When I was 16 I took my first airplane flight to visit my Uncle Joe in Atlanta. He introduced me to pot, hippie chicks and Traffic. I lost my virginity to The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys. He took me to see Little Feat in concert.

Match Game was the funniest, raunchiest, dirtiest show that has ever been in network TV. God, I loved it so much.

I thought it was really strange that Jeff and Britta talked about having sex while Troy was sitting right there.

Right after Glen curb-stomped the zombie, did anybody else notice somebody walking in the woods off in the distance? Not walking towards them, but crossing right to left. Walker? Or crew guy who didn’t realize he was in the shot?

I think Rosemary's Baby is their very best episode, and it is also my favorite. Apollo, Apollo is a strong second.

It's my favorite.

"Das ist was she said."
It would have been twice as funny if the Japanese lawyer had said it.

"Das ist was she said."
It would have been twice as funny if the Japanese lawyer had said it.

Hazel is to 30 Rock as Ellis is to Die Hard.

Hazel is to 30 Rock as Ellis is to Die Hard.

I remember them both as being the most understanding, sensitive, supportive teachers a boy could ever dream of having.  But then, I was raised by penguins.

I remember them both as being the most understanding, sensitive, supportive teachers a boy could ever dream of having.  But then, I was raised by penguins.

And Ward's job was always presented as being the kind of paper-pushing drone work that would be called soul-crushing today.

And Ward's job was always presented as being the kind of paper-pushing drone work that would be called soul-crushing today.

It was the rotting corpse of Chuck.