It was the rotting corpse of Chuck.

40,000 men and women every day.

40,000 men and women every day.

Hey, remember when I made that teenage aspiring actress blow me so she could get a job?  And then wrote about it in a book and named her name?  I'm soooo religious! God is awesome! Almost as awesome as me!

Hey, remember when I made that teenage aspiring actress blow me so she could get a job?  And then wrote about it in a book and named her name?  I'm soooo religious! God is awesome! Almost as awesome as me!

Read one of Shakespeare's great soliliques aloud with a Southern accent. It really works. The flow is beautiful.

Read one of Shakespeare's great soliliques aloud with a Southern accent. It really works. The flow is beautiful.