Excuse me, Mr. Selman, on the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a wizard's key?

Esquire HELP I need neckbeard grooming tips!

Esquire HELP I need neckbeard grooming tips!

I hope there is lots of trade disputes.

I hope there is lots of trade disputes.

Counterpoint from Ke$ha

Counterpoint from Ke$ha

Xenu is my deity.  Same with Tommy Cruise.  We are pals.  That's why I get to call him Tommy.   You call him Lt.. Cruise:  Level 7 Sea Org Officer.

Xenu is my deity.  Same with Tommy Cruise.  We are pals.  That's why I get to call him Tommy.   You call him Lt.. Cruise:  Level 7 Sea Org Officer.

My 15 year old self is baiting and wants you all to stop knocking on the bathroom door.

My 15 year old self is baiting and wants you all to stop knocking on the bathroom door.

Why has thou forsaken me Xenu?!?!?!?!!

Why has thou forsaken me Xenu?!?!?!?!!

"Barbara Bush looks like the Quaker Oats guy."   -Paul Mooney

"Barbara Bush looks like the Quaker Oats guy."   -Paul Mooney

I didn't get that joke until I actually found out what Mary Worth was.  It is maybe one of the funniest jokes ever.

I didn't get that joke until I actually found out what Mary Worth was.  It is maybe one of the funniest jokes ever.

There is a Bong Blvd in Duluth,MN dude.

There is a Bong Blvd in Duluth,MN dude.

They hate Obama because he isn't the white choice stupid.  I mean the right choice.  It was a slip of the tongue.  It means nothing.  YOU LIBERALS ARE RACISTS GAWD.