They hate Obama because he isn't the white choice stupid.  I mean the right choice.  It was a slip of the tongue.  It means nothing.  YOU LIBERALS ARE RACISTS GAWD.

If you love the Decemberists so much why don't you go listen to a 19 minute song about a 17th Century sea captain then?

If you love the Decemberists so much why don't you go listen to a 19 minute song about a 17th Century sea captain then?

*stares at dead body with bloody football cleat in forehead"

*stares at dead body with bloody football cleat in forehead"

I'm with you.  West Virginia is always near the bottom in voter turnout.  Lazy stupid people that won't even vote have no one to blame but themselves.

I'm with you.  West Virginia is always near the bottom in voter turnout.  Lazy stupid people that won't even vote have no one to blame but themselves.

Eudora Welty.  That woman has the loudest burps I've ever heard.

Eudora Welty.  That woman has the loudest burps I've ever heard.

As the West Virginian who knows the most "speechin wurds" (897 at last check)   he has to serve as their Senator and spokesperson for their collective dignity. 

As the West Virginian who knows the most "speechin wurds" (897 at last check)   he has to serve as their Senator and spokesperson for their collective dignity. 

My mom died on 9/11 so real nice.

My mom died on 9/11 so real nice.

The best meth dealer I ever met was from West Virginia. "One Toothed" Danny always had the best stuff at the lowest prices. That kid had unlimited potential. I'm sure he is a champion ultimate fighter or the leader of a KKKlan right now.

The best meth dealer I ever met was from West Virginia. "One Toothed" Danny always had the best stuff at the lowest prices. That kid had unlimited potential. I'm sure he is a champion ultimate fighter or the leader of a KKKlan right now.

Shut up Flanders.

Shut up Flanders.

Antonio Sabato's kid.

Antonio Sabato's kid.

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