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When JWOWW jumps into the pool the water instantly gets an orange greasy tinge.

When JWOWW jumps into the pool the water instantly gets an orange greasy tinge.

They can play Stupid Cop and Stupider Cop when they need to get answers.

They can play Stupid Cop and Stupider Cop when they need to get answers.

or both of them get shot in the dick.

or both of them get shot in the dick.

I bet we will find out he pimp slapped the turkey and was thrown out of the Seattle Holiday Inn.

I bet we will find out he pimp slapped the turkey and was thrown out of the Seattle Holiday Inn.

God does not want to hear the word pimpin'.

God does not want to hear the word pimpin'.

I don't think Suge Knight is a very good role model.

I don't think Suge Knight is a very good role model.

HUSBAND:  AW HELL NAW!
WIFE:  AW HELL YES!
HUSBAND:  AW HELL NAW!  

HUSBAND:  AW HELL NAW!
WIFE:  AW HELL YES!
HUSBAND:  AW HELL NAW!  

Obviously.  If you listen to metal and don't worship Satan you are doing it wrong.

Obviously.  If you listen to metal and don't worship Satan you are doing it wrong.

Did you bring your baby?

Did you bring your baby?

Mastodon makes me want to worship Satan like good Metal should.