Except Chevy Chase used to be awesome and made Fletch, Vacation, Christmas Vacation and Caddyshack.  

If Nancy Grace and Jeff Zucker had a love child we would have to hire Casey Anthony to kill it.

If Nancy Grace and Jeff Zucker had a love child we would have to hire Casey Anthony to kill it.

Flagged.

Flagged.

I've been flagging O'Neil as racist against Texans for months now but to no avail.

I've been flagging O'Neil as racist against Texans for months now but to no avail.

I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick
Sargent. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York,
Dick Sargent, Sergeant York… Wow, that's weird.

I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick
Sargent. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York,
Dick Sargent, Sergeant York… Wow, that's weird.

Oh Dewey Crow what adventures will you get up to next?   I hope it involves sharks. 

Oh Dewey Crow what adventures will you get up to next?   I hope it involves sharks. 

"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in
the face of the foe as he passed: And the eyes of the sleepers waxed
deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew
still!" 
-Lord Byron

"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in
the face of the foe as he passed: And the eyes of the sleepers waxed
deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew
still!" 
-Lord Byron

If you make it out of your pee it sounds fucking trippy.

If you make it out of your pee it sounds fucking trippy.

This is Daniel Tosh, prepare for a rape.

This is Daniel Tosh, prepare for a rape.

Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter

Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter

Dan Smith, BYU in the house.