Dan Smith, BYU in the house.

I could be wrong cause usually I'm pretty stoned watching but I think it was his brother.

I could be wrong cause usually I'm pretty stoned watching but I think it was his brother.

They should get Sasha Fierce to star.  Only she has the fire to play Beyonce. 

They should get Sasha Fierce to star.  Only she has the fire to play Beyonce. 

Shut up Flanders.

Shut up Flanders.

I can't decide what is better, that or the beatdown of the guy that attacked his brother.

I can't decide what is better, that or the beatdown of the guy that attacked his brother.

Finally Jesus does something useful.

Finally Jesus does something useful.

I thought this movie was about Dick&Liz Cheney. I thought it was going to be a sleazy TMZ produced film alleging Dick Cheney and his daughter are lovers. Instead I had to watch regular old porn.

I thought this movie was about Dick&Liz Cheney. I thought it was going to be a sleazy TMZ produced film alleging Dick Cheney and his daughter are lovers. Instead I had to watch regular old porn.

Your mom is lame.

Your mom is lame.

"The cast of Find a Republican Senate Canidate 2014 reality show"

"The cast of Find a Republican Senate Canidate 2014 reality show"

“One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon
be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to
remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in
rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”

“One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon
be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to
remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in
rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?